there’s this one guy I know who started smoking weed in college and he will not shut up about it. he’ll announce when he’s going to smoke, make it explicit in all his stories that he was high at the time, complain about being “hungover” from smoking, etc.

it’s college. tons of people smoke in college, so you’re not nearly as much of a badass as you think you are. stop being obnoxious and shut up.