January 2012
friend: have you had the "big D" yet?
me: what's the "big D?"
friend: you know, diarrhea.
me: ......no.
since when did I get so shy?
I haven’t been shy since… junior year. what happened?
things that should have upset me recently that didn’t (much):
losing my ID card
being forced to be late all the time
my dinosaurs textbook shipment being cancelled due to something wrong with the credit card
a raccoon being in my vicinity (they’re freaky okay)
a few different plans being cancelled
things that did upset my greatly that shouldn’t have:
becoming shy around...
can the word ‘swag’ please die a horrible death?
have you ever met a guy on a frumpy day and then the next time you know you’ll see him, you’re magically dolled up?
I’m having one of those days.
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god I’m going through old messages on facebook… why were so many desperate guys talking to me?!?!?!
so according to her psychiatrist, there’s a very good chance that my roommate is bipolar.
well that explains a lot.
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townbusiness replied to your post: indian boy also thought I was from northern…
Is there a problem with people from norcal……
hahahahaha
I take it as a compliment in that people from norcal dress better than people from socal. however, I love the attitude socal people have much better than people from norcal have.
so I don’t know how much I like that assumption.
indian boy also thought I was from northern california……. I don’t know how to take that.
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I met the most beautiful Indian boy today and he had gorgeous pale green eyes and I could barely contain myself.
he also just happens to be in both my calc and my econ class… I smell the beginning of a wonderful friendship :)
last night, I took two of my friends to the crepes place, my favorite restaurant in santa cruz. since it was raining, they didn’t sit anyone in the (gorgeous) outdoor seating so we had to wait near the bar for 20 minutes for indoor seating.
anyways, above the bar, they were playing on a tv an old movie from the 60s. I was telling my friends about how I thought the leading man was really...
today one of the funniest guys I know told me I...
ohheidi:
so-cosmic:
you guys don’t know how great that made me feel :3
This was the first thing I ever ‘liked’ on tumblr.
d’awww :3 it took me five minutes to figure out who I was referring to lol
The current conscience
feministsaresexist:
permutationofninjas:
reysayshey:
“As men, we very rarely, if ever, know what it’s like to face unwelcome comments and jokes from a co-worker and go through a process of deciding, like so many women do, if it’s “worth it” to say or do anything. We don’t know what it feels like to ask our friends if our arms look fat or to hear comments like “just another ten pounds and...
I went to the bookstore and for some reason, every single guy I passed by as I walked back to my dorm was really cute.
do they only come out in rain?
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omg my friend used a blow torch to light up his blunt
I feel like I complain about my roommate on here too much. I really do love her to pieces but this is the only place I can really voice my little complaints.
sorry y’all
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so my roommate and I take the same yoga class, so of course we always leave together for it.
I’m one of those people that are always early/on time for things and she’s one of those people that always show up late. so basically, our situation is KILLING me from the inside.
oops I think I fell asleep during yoga today.
at least dealing with my roommate makes me feel eternally grateful that I have a healthy body image and self-confidence.
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exit--here asked: just read your last text post. lmao "hungover". thisssss fool~
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there’s this one guy I know who started smoking weed in college and he will not shut up about it. he’ll announce when he’s going to smoke, make it explicit in all his stories that he was high at the time, complain about being “hungover” from smoking, etc.
it’s college. tons of people smoke in college, so you’re not nearly as much of a badass as you think...
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last night, I finally caved and texted him after almost a month of not contacting him at all. he texted me back shortly and I realized I didn’t even want to talk to him at all. at all.
you don’t know how good that made me feel.
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perfectgron:
they should give tina fey and amy poehler awards simply for being tina fey and amy poehler