February 2012
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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I told my roommate that I ran into Indian boy while dressed oddly (yet again) and this is what she told me: “You aren’t dressed weird… you look charmante ma belle ami! [she loves Italian] And it makes you interesting. A novelty. Something far better than the standardly dressed average girl. You, my dear, are much better than the average.” my roommate rocks sometimes :)
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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today was… good? I think that thing was happening with Indian boy where you both want to touch but neither of you are making the move, so instead you both found any excuse to brush against an arm, scoot closer and closer… you get the idea. also my friend came and joined us at a certain point and totally killed the vibes ughhhhh :/
Feb 9th
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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biblebash: Made a band called 999 mb we havent got a gig yet 
Feb 8th
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currently considering printing out a photo of my dog and sticking it in my locket for Valentine’s Day.
Feb 8th
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A diamond is just a piece of charcoal that handled...
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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my roommate: I finally saw your Indian boy today! He's GORGEOUS!
me: what did you think I meant when I constantly referred to him as "gorgeous Indian boy?"
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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me: *logs into pinterest*
my roommate: how many online accounts do you have?
me: ...... a million.
Feb 6th
Feb 5th
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I finally managed to piss off my roommate. oops.
Feb 5th
hahahahahaha my friend was trying on her lingerie in my room and she totally looks like a classy stripper. speaking of lingerie, I’m having the hardest time finding lingerie to buy! either it’s too small/big, not enough support, too expensive, too tacky or just plain too sexy :(
Feb 5th
Feb 5th
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ohheidi replied to your photo: flashback friday saturday! Y0uz a k3wti3 n0 Y0uZ b a k3wt1e!!!!!
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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anotsofreshstart replied to your photo: going out! (sort of) Audrey be hatin’ How long have I been following you for, Emily? Shit you’ve grown up. aw thanks mauro! I think it’s been since I was 16, so I guess there’s been room for growing up :)
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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omg in math class today there was a guy who literally had a friar haircut. that’s right, FRIAR. he was one of those guys that looked weird enough that you couldn’t tell whether he had lost a bet or legitimately likes his hair like that.
Feb 4th
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I went to sleep last night thinking about Indian boy and math and I woke up this morning thinking about Indian boy and math. uhhhh…..
Feb 4th
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I really do try to be there for my roommate and be sympathetic with all of her problems but jesus christ I didn’t know a human being could have so many problems! also, approximately 25% of them consist of rich girl problems, which I just cannot sympathize with. I’m surprised I haven’t clawed out my own skin yet…
Feb 3rd
Feb 3rd
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wtf I turn 19 next month.
Feb 3rd
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I want to leave a postive pregnancy test in the bathroom on our floor and see what happens >:)
Feb 2nd
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My math professor: "Back in college, I didn't need a girlfriend. Math was enough to get my blood flowing."
Nikhil: "... Did he just say that he would masturbate to math?!"
Feb 2nd
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you know what’s embarrassing? when people find your doodles, especially when you’ve been sketching random people in your math class. or when you’ve been drawing your idea of perfect people and they think you’re weird for liking people that look that way.
Feb 1st
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ListenElvis Costello - Alison
Feb 1st
“Adversity makes men and prosperity makes monsters.”
– Victor Hugo (via antediluviancurrent)
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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texts from my mom: “I’ve been watering a fake plant in my bathroom for two years now…. :(“
Jan 31st
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I still don’t know why I have as many followers as I do. I’m really not that interesting! however, I do appreciate y’all :)
Jan 30th
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Anonymous asked: cant wait to see you at the undies party ;]
Jan 30th
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you know when you like someone but you just happen to run into them everywhere and it kinda ruins it? that’s what’s starting to happen with gorgeous Indian boy…
Jan 30th
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usually when I go dancing, on average I’ll dance with one or two guys, if I dance with any guys at all. somehow last night I managed to dance with seven of them. seven! I actually managed to ask a guy to dance, which is the first time I had ever done so. from the beginning, I saw this cute asian guy who also happened to be about 6 feet tall. I decided I really wanted to dance with him and I...
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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I went dancing last night in high heels and I fell asleep afterwards with my index (?) toes asleep, probably due to the heels. I woke up this morning and they’re still asleep. oh no, are they going to be asleep for 6 months like my foot last time?
Jan 29th
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omg my friend has made me miraculously sexy for tonight!
Jan 29th
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